(45+) Drunk Riddle That Gets Everyone

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost every single person. What am I?

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

What has keys but can't open locks?

What has a neck but no head, and two arms but no hands?

What has cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water?

I run, yet I have no legs. What am I?

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

I am taken from a mine and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by many. What am I?

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

What has keys but can't open locks?

I travel all over the world but stay in my corner. What am I?

Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?

I am not alive, but without me, you would perish. What am I?

What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don’t want to use it?

I start with a D and end with a K, many say I'm fun until the next day. What am I?

I make the floor wobble and words slur, what am I?

I make you happy and then make you cry, too much of me and you might not get by. What am I?

I make you smile, I make you sing, but if you have too much of me, you may do a silly thing. What am I?

I start dry, turn soggy when wet. I breathe hard when eaten. What am I?

I am often found on tables, even in a glass. I get the party started, but my prevention you should never bypass. What am I?

I can be clear, but also colorful. You can find me in bottles, even in a bar. Some enjoy me, while others hate me. What am I?

I flow like a river down your throat, warming the belly and lifting the spirits. What am I?

I am a liquid that can tiptoe into your glass. Too much of me, and you may fall on your ***! What am I?

I start with a 'B', end with a 'R', come in a bottle, and make you feel funnier. What am I?

I make you feel brave, I make you feel bold. But be cautious, as my effects may soon unfold. What am I?

I bring cheer in celebration, yet can also bring sorrow. Too much of me, and you might not remember tomorrow. What am I?

I'm a social lubricant, a potion to unwind. But overindulging in me can make you blind. What am I?

What shrinks as it fills with liquid?

I make you bold, I make you fierce, and you lose me the more you pierce. What am I?

I can help you talk, yet I can make you stumble. What am I?

I am not alive, but I can die. I'm often consumed, yet still dry. What am I?

I'm sweet in your mouth, yet can ruin your day. What am I?

I come from grains, but I'm not a plant. What am I?

I'm taken before you make big decisions. What am I?

I cause laughter, I cause tears, but too much of me can bring fears. What am I?

I can make you feel light as a feather, yet also drown in your own misery. What am I?

I'm clear in a glass, yet muddle your mind. What am I?

I make you stagger, slur your speech, and paint your cheeks. What am I?

I'm often seen at parties, weddings, and bars. People love me, yet too much of me can lead to trouble. What am I?